Recent Conversation with a Child

Me- "What are you going to name your buddies? (stuffed animals)"
A- "I don't know."
Me- "Well, let's name them now, what should we call the elephant?"
A- "Umm...maybe...Elephant?"
Me- "OK,...Elephant. What about the (polar) bear?"
A- "Winnie the Pooh"
Me- "OK....how original..."

For some reason he just doesn't look like a Winnie the Pooh...